Can Purell be used as lube?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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