If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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