He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
