Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
This is my gift to your gina
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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