I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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