He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
All the doctor said was why
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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