yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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