I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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