what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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