how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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