marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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