I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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