Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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