So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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