You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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