Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Do vagina's smell?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Are my feet made of real feet?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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