Can Purell be used as lube?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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