Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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