More tranny stories later!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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