How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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