Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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