Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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