Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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