So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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