Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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