Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I have aggressive nipples.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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