Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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