I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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