Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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