awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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