Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Shame is for Republicans.
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