it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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