Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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