apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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