I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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