i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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