did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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