are you still at the devil's house?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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