it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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