I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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