good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Come see our sink grown plant.
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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