I wanna bring you to show and tell
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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