At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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