So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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