woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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