I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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