Christians are straight up FREAKS
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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