Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
wow bdsm is so cute
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