sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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