dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
