yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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