Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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