You can't motorboat a personality
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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