So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm having to shit out rocks
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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