i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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