the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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