yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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