I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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