I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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